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-knows the whole song by heart know- XD Mark and La Vie Boheme? <3333 Fav for you. X3 Good job on the shading, by the way. XD
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"My relationships with trees are purely nonsexual." ~Moi.
"I can't watch people eat raw onions. It gives me indigestion."~Jonathan Creek <3
"But the philosopher Jagger once said- 'You can't always get what you want'." ~ House, M.D.
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"When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?" ~Shallow Grave
"Me? A rabid Fangirl? No way, I've had my shots." ~zandan
"Funny little Norwegian girl strikes again..." ~Josh
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The Doctor: From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever... no wait, that's The Lion King. Sorry.
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| my sacrifice | oekaki |
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<Arial>I remain, gentlemen, your obedient servant,
The Wicked Witch of the North. <3</Arial>
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Pizza Hut chick: Would you like to enhance your meal with garlic bread or Pepsi?
Loz: No thanks, I've got all the enhancement I need right here
:iconmelodythelittlepony: is the Honey Bear to my Pookie.
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patty- ill give you five bucks if u drink that pickle juice.
Me- OKAY! i LOVE pickle juice!
Patty- EWW im not giving five buvks then!
Me- *Drinks Pickle Juice*
Patty - oh man gross... T.T
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